The dashing hero (Coz heros are usually blithe and dashing) Heard the princess shapely (Coz princesses are normally shapely and blushing) Her screams were piercing (And how can they not be piercing and shrill?) The dragon looked menacing (Far from the dragon in Shrek if you will) St George our mighty hero Saves the lady, his princess And pubs the world over Cheer the hero’s boldness And that’s how The George And Dragon appeared To celebrate drunkenness Inebriation revered. And what of our hero and his princess you ask? A man’s appetite is wanton So she hummed and ... read more

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