Lyrical Lemongrass writes: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs.   When it was time for them to leave home to seek their fortune, their mummy told them, “Whatever you do , do it the best that you can because that’s the way to get along in the world.” So the first pig built a house out of straw, the second, out of sticks, and the third, out of bricks. One night, the big bald eagle appeared at the house made of straw and said, “Little pig, little pig, let me in!” The little pig replied, “Not by the hair of my ...